that time Jon Hamm brushed my arm...

So last night, after volleyball, my friend Chris and I went to my favorite bar in all of Manhattan. We walk in and go to the very end of the bar. I had to go to the bathroom (of course - my bladder is literally the size of a peanut), and headed straight for the bathroom. I saw people in the back playing poker, but I couldn't see the usual Paul Rudd, so I thought it was just random people. But upon walking further, who was there in his scruffy beard, all 6’3” of his manliness, standing and laughing? JON FREAKING HAMM!

(half beard and all)

Inside I was all like...

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But on the outside, I was all like...

...but with sweat and sand all over. So looking real good!

So we're sitting at the end of the bar, and I'm on the right, so the very, very end. He comes up 3 times. I obviously play it cool, even though my insides are all like...

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So there is this drunk girl to the left of Chris. At first I thought she was a lesbian. But then, I thought she was straight. It was very, very confusing, but hilarious to watch. Cian (the bartender) eventually cut her off and gave her water.

So the 3rd time Hamm came over, she saw him, and immediately turned into...

He, being the gentleman that he is, gave her the most disgusted look ever.

And it made me melt a little. He clearly could of entertained her, but he has a very serious girlfriend and was only looking for poker with friends.

Then he returned to his poker game, and I resumed being like...

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Then it was midnight, so we left. But I'll always remember the dirty, manly Jon Hamm that just happened.